10. Facial Tissues in a Plastic to Go Cup
Apparently, tissue boxes were patented already.
9. Water Powered Clock
Solar power isn’t good enough anymore.
8. Desktop Speed Punching Ball Table Punch Bag
Show your desk neighbor how friendly you can be with your fists.
7. Condoms and Mints in Sleeve
Potential clients will love that you have their best interests at heart.
6. Breast Stress Reliever
This thing is hardly a stress reliever. Some of us are terrified of breasts.
5. Medical Grade PVC Single Outlet IV Infusion Bag
IV drip your branding straight into their veins.
4. TOILET BOWL SHAPED MUG
All coffee leads to a bathroom visit sooner than later anyways.
3. Stethoscope Light
Never get left out in the dark with your stethoscope (not included*) ever again!
2. Chicken Drumstick Key Chain
Because you love fried chicken enough to carry it around with you all the time!
1. A Dog
Stick with your target audience with custom dog dyes!